On the rink, they're cold as ice. In the bedroom, they're so, so hot. "Heated Rivalry: The Musical Parody!" turns the beloved gay hockey phenomenon into a full-scale musical comedy event loaded with songs, sex jokes, and more pucking innuendos than should legally fit in one show.

Lovingly parodying the story that had audiences swooning, blushing, and caring about hockey for the first time, this affectionate, outrageous send-up comes from Quick & Funny Musicals, the cult Upright Citizens Brigade Los Angeles creators known for turning pop culture obsessions into chaotic comedy musicals.

Packed with passion, repression, smoothie ingredients, and scandalous yearning, it's the perfect foreplay to the rest of your night.